Yet Another Misstep

Our agile, athletic president fell off his bike today.

Let's see. He's choked on a pretzel, he's fallen off a Segway, he's dropped his dog in front of a bunch of kids, and now the bike. He also seems to appear in public with some frequency with slight bruises and bandages.

Athletic people - and we hear about his great athleticism more than we see it since his pix tend to show something of a pot belly - are usually more graceful.

Perhaps he can't chew gum and do anything else. Which means he must be chewing a whole shitload of bubblegum all the freakin' time.

It's late and I'm being kind. I won't list even a dozen of his thousands of horrendous political, social, and moral blunders.