President Actually "Works" This Morning

President Bush, in a rare moment not spent vacationing or coming up with silly nicknames to call people, attended Easter services at Ft. Hood this morning.

Said the president, "My subjects.. er.. people.. you know, those people who don't realize me and Karl and Diebold got the electronic voting all taken care of so they aren't really needed... wanted me to come out on Easter so I did. But Condi promised me I can get right back to the ranch and find me some eggs and chocolate bunnies. See, that's what Easter's all about. Candy."