The Rumsfeld News Network

The Defense Department will offer its own news feed.

Can't you just imagine how fair and unbiased it will be, too? I mean, Mr. Rumsfeld is still running about telling us that any moment now, we'll find huge stores of WMD. It's only been a year since we rolled into Iraq, too. Perhaps it's taking this long for them to "create" doctored WMD and make it look like it was Iraqi based (those damned Europeans will expect proof, after all - they're not as easy to fool as those American chumps).