Ashcroft Hospitalized

They say it's complications from a gallbladder, but we suspect it's because of the deep, burrowing bug up his ass.

In all seriousness, a bout of pancreatitis is patently evil. The pain and the nausea are astounding in their severity. I would not wish this on anyone.

Yet, considering Mr. Ashcroft's role the past three years, I cannot help but think that pancreatitis is akin to what he's put this country - and specific people within it - through. Perhaps God is telling him something.