On a Lighter, Ditzier Note

Did anyone catch Letterman last night?

If you saw it, it will come as little surprise that she was arrested a few hours later. That lady was flying particularly high.

Man, I've had to take tiny doses of oxicodone (one of the drugs she's been charged with having illegally) for nerve damage yet it's never had that effect on me. All I ever do when I take it is sit down and write the tech work that I can't when I'm in pain. I've never wanted to flash my breasts on TV or tell Letterman how much I love him.