When Peggy Noonan Calls You Bumbling...

Boy, you know you've given a bad MTP interview when Peggy "Loony" Noonan, who channels Mel Gibson reviews from the Pope and squirms and moistens with pure orgiastic delight at the very concept of anything Mr. Bush, says your performance seemed at times "bumbling", vague, and not well rehearsed.

Hell, Mary (hey, the WH hates me for being an aggressive, loud-mouthed bitch and I'm trying desperately to get back in their good graces after I pretended I left Dick Cheney's office for "family reasons") Matalin was so desperate to score points that she debunked Loony Noonan and refuted CNN's moderator's take on Mr. Bush's poor performance, calling Mr. Bush something like masterful.

Masterful at what? If Mary had only had less Botox and plastic surgery, we might have seen that it was hard for her to keep a straight face.

But here's a good overview from Greg Mitchell in Editor & Publisher covering the 10 questions unasked yesterday.