Schwarzenegger Gropes San Fran

Well, not quite, but he's ordering San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsome to stop allowing gay couples to marry (about 3,000 in 8 days thanks to a very tired but very busy city hall staff).

What I find particularly ironic is that Arnold opposes this, but last week - with programs closing all over the state - Arnold proposed tearing the roof off the state house so he and his cronies could meet in a cigar-filled room. I mean, what defines a fat cat better than a huge cigar (perhaps to make up for other um... failings of nature), loosening the belt over his fat belly, and screwing as many people as he can while he downs a good single malt Scotch?