"The Mirror Has Two Faces"

Maureen Dowd seems to have issues with NSA chief Condi Rice:

Why is the foreign policy nanny acting like a foreign policy ninny?

I dunno.. if Saddam and Osama aren't afraid of the God-awful faces Condi makes - her grimaces are almost as dangerously humorous as Mr. Cheney's - I think we've lost our only secret weapon in the War on Terror (or War for Terror Everywhere, which is what a friend calls it).