The World According to White House Spokesgerm, Tony Snow(job)

You really have to hand it to Tony Snow(job); not long ago he was lying on Faux News and now he's at the White House everyday, blaming all the world's problems on... oh no.. not George Bush, not Dick Cheney, not even Donald Rumsfeld.

No, Tony always lays blame where it's so richly deserved: at the feet of 86-year-old Hearst columnist Helen Thomas. Two weeks ago Snow credited Thomas with making "Hezbollah's case for it" and this week, he claims, "You just made a Syrian argument against Israel."

Yeah, dear old Helen shows up for work every morning just to ruin America.

And isn't it pretty pitiful that Bush and Cheney and Snow are so terrified of an 86-year-old lady? Damned pitiful. But she's forgotten more ethics and morality than the three of them put together will ever know.