Our Tax Dollars at Work Indeed

Agitprop suggests the following peachie-keen-o-rino idea:

So maybe your political party has a Vice President who's polling lower than Goering and a recently-disgraced former CIA chief who's widely credited with finishing off a rather important agency (that'd be the CIA). Your president's at 31% approval and headed lower. Your House members are mired in scandal. What in effin' hell do you do?

Medals! Darth Cheney and Porter Goss used to be House members, right? Shit - Hastert, the Tyranosasurus of Turpitude, can give them big shiny medals! That'll make everything alright ... right?

Hmmm - O.K., maybe ... maybe we'll have Cheney land on the deck of an aircraft carrier, see, then ...