But in the Meantime and By Way of Saying Good Night...

Does anyone honestly believe James Frey EVAH had a girlfriend?

Photo courtesy of The Smoking Gun mugshots department.

"I made a mithtake."

And no, I don't mean the acne. I mean... eh... no, I don't think Mr. Frey has known a woman that way. Or is likely to do so. Um...

I'm going to bed.