A Note from Our "Steemed" President

Dear American public:

This is all you need to know about Harriet Miers:

I looked into her heart and she thinks I'm like the smartest man she's ever met. That says a lot.

Oh, yeah. And she'll never change her mind. Don't listen to anybody tell ya that the hallmark of a thinking person is the ability to consider and reconsider and sometimes evolve in their thinking. I promise you, anybody who thinks I'm smart won't be changing her mind.