Superstar (cough) Sickness

Imagine if you're a normal mortal and you get a little touch of flu the day you're supposed to go to court. Think the judge would give you a whole week off while the poor schleps waiting on jury duty get their lives put on hold? Nah.

Michael Jackson's really got to stop getting himself brought to court because this poor delicate creature just always ends up under doctor's care. My heart just bleeds.

And then there's the news that JLo cancelled a benefit performance because of an unspecified illness. I suspect her illness is that she realized the performance was supposed to benefit someone other than herself (tsunami relief). It's not like she can sing so what's the big deal?