Hurricane Madness

The president, unhappy that the new trajectory for Hurricane Ivan may largely miss Florida, has asked Don Rumsfeld and Condi Rice to investigate what can be done to FORCE the hurricane to strike Florida to give him a third photo op there in as many weeks and allow him to spend another several billion we don't have replacing the homes of rich folks who will vote for him.

Rumor has it that they're gonna try to use the Star Wars missile defense system. No doubt it will be as useful on a hurricane as it will be for its intended purpose, meaning not at all.