Bestiality?

OK, this one escapes me. Why does almost any pundit who comes out livid because gay marriages are being conducted ultimately end up telling us that this will lead to the legalization of bestiality?

What's with this fear and fascination with... um... beasts? Since there is no logical possible way to explain the jump in thinking - if you allow two human adults to legalize their love for one another equates to "let's have fun with Rover" - I'm left wondering about twisted minds.

In fact, about the only time I ever hear bestiality mentioned, it's from someone who could easily pass as the popular concept of a Bible thumper. Exactly what do they discuss in fundamentalist churches, anyway?

Ewww... I want to take a shower.