What? The Bible On Your Cell Phone?

That's what this story says: the virtual and ultimately "handy" Bible right on your cell phone.

However, the article does NOT indicate whether the Rapture is available as a ringtone OR whether, if you're late paying your cell bill, they send the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse to get you out of the Moneylenders' temple.

::cough::

Sing it, baaaa-aaaa-bies!!!

I don't care if it rains or freezes

long's I got my virtual Jesus

ridin' in the Flash mem of my cell

I can talk a hundred miles an hour

long's I got the almighty power

right in there with my Beyonce MP3