Want to Hear Something Funny?

And it is - it's positively hilarious and side-splitting. And here it is (from the AssPress by way of Ha'aretz:

Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice calls on Iran and Syria to respect
the sovereignty of the Lebanese nation.

Now, stop and think. Who's not respecting the sovereignty of Lebanon?

Is it Iran and Syria?

Or is it, far more aptly, the tiny little nations of the United States and Israel? I argue the latter is at least as true - if not far moreso - than the former. I mean, the people and nation of Lebanon were just pawns for Olmert, Bush, and the Neocons.