In The "Dude, You're Gettin' A Dell...Big Laptop Battery-Induced Fire!" Department

When Michael Dell tells you his laptops are "WAAA-AAAY RED HOT and smoking!" he means it! Literally!

Say hello to the largest consumer product recall (some 4.2 million laptop-notebook-portable units) EVAH!

I wonder if the consumer recall will be outsourced to India as well. ::snortle::