Dick Cheney took some time out from shooting people in the face in order to set the record straight on what a wonderful job he and Bush are doing in Iraq. Obviously, only certain people are to be allowed to have the keys to the country--all others are second class:U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney on Friday rejected charges by Democrats that the Bush administration was mishandling Iraq and said: "If they are competent to fight this war, then I ought to be singing on American Idol."
Dick is evidently uninformed about the quality of some of the contestants on that show. Why, I think it's time Dick do a little duet with William Hung:
Talk to me And I’ll tell you my game
We blow shit up in America’s name
We lit the fuse and Iraq’s ticking away
Like a bomb
Yeah, Baby
And we bang! We bang! Oh baby
We’ll invade, invade
I go crazy
'Cause I say we’re leaders
but it’s really just greed
I’m the biggest psycho in history
We bang! we bang!
"American government is the entertainment division of the Military Industrial Complex."
"One deluded president plus an army of paralyzed editorialists = many more years of a war that is one big atrocity." - Greg Mitchell, Editor&Publisher "I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job." - George W. Bush
3.25.2006
Dick Cheney Bangs!
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