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This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.

This is just a test.

If this were a real emergency, we'd be high-tailing it out of town and you'd be left on your own with duct tape and prayer just like you were on 9/11/01.

But this, thankfully, was only a test. We now return to our regular programming of Karl Rove authorized propaganda, shark attacks, and missing privileged young women who are largely missing because they broke all the rules.

Once the Bush Administration terrorists strike our country again while you're distracted elsewhere, it won't be a test. Besides, you already failed the test by re-electing NumbNutz.