A Note on Bush Family Values and Abstinence

Despite how little we hear about what are supposedly 2-3x a week embarrassments by the twins (who at 23 aren't exactly little kiddies anymore), it's already clear that the only things the Bush twins have ever been abstinent regarding are:

a)independent thought
b) taste and
c) working for a living

So Jenna's showing her hooch and Barb likes to show her everything else and Jenna's gonna be a schoolteacher next year. Has anyone told her they won't let her take vodka, Ecstasy and her cigarettes in to teach fourth period English?