DeLay Lied About Soros' Ties to Groups Investigating DeLay's (Lack of Any Discernable) Ethics

To ditto what Atrios said, George Soros hasn't given me money either.

I am, however, available for adoption should Mr. Soros suddenly feel a need for a slightly used adult child who is:

* fairly well toilet trained
* won't run up a huge phone bill talking to all my friends
* able of making him a nice but not elaborate father's day cake
* not apt to fall off bar stools on an hourly basis like the Bush twins (I don't like bars and rarely drink alcohol)