Most Hammered-Home Message of the GOP Convention

"If you're planning to vote for John Kerry, be very, very, very, very afraid. If, however, you're considering Mr. Bush, then feel very, very, very secure and try not to pay attention to any of those pesky little details like crumbling public education, the fact that we're hated even more by some extreme factions than we were in 2000, that all the homeland security schlock is just that (high-priced artifice when the only surprise is that we have not been hit again), and that Halliburton and Bechtel are practically running the country."