I Hurt Myself

You know, General JC Christian (aka Patriot Boy) is personally responsible for making me laugh hard enough to reinjure my left ribs. If you haven't caught the site lately, do.

For example, in a tribute to Mr. Bush on the anniversary of 9-11, he (He?) writes:

I'm going to sit on this chair for the next seven minutes doing nothing. Then, I'll hide out in a motel for a few days.

If I knew which hotel, I'd send him a pizza and a copy of "My Pet Goat".