Beers are Fighting About Who's More Patriotic in Beer Commercials?

Spare me.

And for such good, God-fearing, Republican donating Coors Family types, I notice the Coors commercials are about as lewd and make men and women seem about as stupid as possible.

Perhaps they should consider a new ad campaign:

Coors: Committed to keeping you too drunk to remember to vote Mr. Bush out of office."